"... robbed the place with a machete two weeks later." <—-funniest statement in this entire article.

"I am a strong woman...I am in charge of how I look and I can change that and then change that again if I want," she said. "I'm not trying to look like Pamela Anderson here during her 'Baywatch' days. I'm trying to look like a very capable, very personal level-headed female who is an Academy Award winner."

My god, look at all you guys ganging up on a single person who simply pointed out that theres a bunch of gears that don't even connect to each other, a common mistake that's made by tons people who just paste gears on things to make it look more "steampunk" because.. Gears = Steampunk.

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…

Dear Guys who think Porn is real life,

Kanye's an IRL vampire.

Finally, a piece about my country. Predictably, the press gets it completely wrong -_-

Otter pops in a nutshell:

Apparently the people you and I have encountered are quite different. In my experience, the only demographics of whom I would describe a "majority" as racist and homophobic are, in fact, racial minorities, and I know women who are more than willing to throw out a homophobic barrage at their male opponents just to rub…

The person that gives classes on workplace harassment where I work is called the "sexual harassment coordinator." I had similar thoughts on that.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

I win!

So, this guy took pictures of his walls to know where to run ethernet cable in the spring. Why not just run it now, while you have the drywall off.

Also, that dude's probably fired.

I can't wait until Wagner and President Obama get a photo of the two of them saying "bullshit" together, a la McKayla Maroney!

Since it her skin cream may cause cancer this seems fitting.

This isn't an accurate picture of executive compensation. She is paid less because it is her first year. Akerson was paid "only" $2.53m in his first year, 2010. Barra is paid substantially more in her first year as CEO than her male predecessor.

As much as people are correct in saying that anyone arguing for this game to be all white is overreacting, the way of going about it for most of the comments here is seriously one of the biggest problems that social justice discussions have. Most people aren't racist/homophobic/transphobic/sexist assholes, they just…