Fixed the advertisement for them.

You didn't get a PS4 for less than $200. You got a PS4 for $180 and $250 worth of stuff you sold to amazon.

I have no idea what Gone Home even is. What is it?

HOW CAN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE "PEOPLE DYING IN THE WORLD" LINE WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING IN THE WORLD?

Hard to believe someone dumb enough to knock a girl up at 15 would also be stupid enough to be bamboozled on the internet!

...this commercial is terrible. I know most people on Kotaku won't recognize it but this is an abusive relationship. She ignores her boyfriend's interests and tells him 'tough luck' when she just takes it away from him. Then she proceeds to treat him as nothing more then an object twice, once by demanding he gives her…

Something something Sony something something PS+ something something lolxboxbreakingforfreegames something something death.

In Russia, road crashes into you.

TBF, most of Oak's field agents seem to be ten-year-olds

I have also heard this from people under the influence of liquor. Its not true then and its not true now. Do not drive impaired.

Great roundup. As someone who does this every day, I can tell you that 90% of the time, Amazon, Gamefly, or GreenManGaming will have Steam's price beat, and come with a Steam key. If you followed our Steam Summer Sale coverage, we actually ended up spending as much time rounding up better prices elsewhere as we did…

This image is made by the same people who said HD TVs weren't worth the price and there wasn't really a noticeable difference. What would you say to someone who said that to you? (aside from "go away, dumbass") I've seen it tossed around way too many times to not make this comment.

Fun fact: I've been to more than one friend's house/apartment that CLEARLY did not have their 360's set to HD resolutions... and they played their games this way for YEARS before I stepped in and fixed it.

I think you mean number ONE.

This is going to revolutionize video game narrative and allow really deep, engrossing, emotional tales to be told in next gen that were just impossible to do with today's technology.

Meanwhile Microsoft is developing a screw that looks like the XBOX logo.

Ditto is one of the cleverest of all the Pokemon ideas.
You have to pay careful attention to all the details to figure out Ditto's backstory.

Ditto is genetic goop.
It has the same weight and color (regular and shiny) as Mew.
And aside from Mew it is the only Pokemon that learns Transform.

Dittos are the failed attempts to…

Fuck that noise.