At such numbers, does it still matter? As long as I can get online at any moment and have there be enough players online for a match (and not playing with the same 'random' people match after match) I don't really give a shit whether they have 1, 10 or 100 million.

If I have two cars, and I slash the tires on one, does it make the other faster?

Frankly, I'm mostly bothered by the fact this car simply doesn't belong in the Mario world. A Volkswagen Beetle? Sure. Porsche 911, maybe. A Caterham would be dandy. But Mercedes doesn't really have any iconic car shapes, and this is an extremely yeuch crossover that doesn't fit at all with the game world.

I'm not jealous. He's got a great body, so what? That has little to do with his sexuality, or my girlfriend settling, or whatever. Just because that's how you think, doesn't mean everyone else does.

Yes it is.

As a guy, no. Speak for yourself.

No. In other words; in order to say that "men take up too much room" we should also say that "women take up too much room" when they're sitting the same and take up the same space, because otherwise you're ignoring what everyone can plainly see.

I'm not even going to bother with photoshop... they've already got pussies between their legs.

Okay. Mine has a TDP of 240~290 according to this PSU calculator. It can trade blows with the xbox in performance, despite being half a decade old. Now imagine what a more recent PC does; either be lots more powerful, use far less power, or a balance of those.

Yeah. But that's walmart.

Wait. Were you heelstriking on the concrete? Because then fuck yeah I can imagine it hurting.

'greater' good' - you been reading gizmodo haven't you?

Yeah. I'm of the opinion that your pant legs should always be longer than your sleeves.

Jello + Lychee + Blackberry!

"everyone buys you precious little outfits that will be worn exactly one time because they grow out of the wittle stuff immediately"
This is precisely why I bought my niece (born a month ago) stuff for the fall/winter instead of spring/summer.

There's a name for that, you call such people "friends".

It wasn't resolved, because there is no simple universal solution. It leaves the decision with the viewer. You know it hurts some people to say it, but you also know it can be funny. Now what are you going to do IRL with that info?

A simple, cheap option? But what about the gadgetry? Won't someone please think of the gadgetry!?

No, that's a bullshit headline and you know it. I'm not giving you any views/clicks tomorrow. >=(