“A little boy named Leonardo Rembrandt drew these... don’t his childlike scribbles remind you of Racoon City?”

*has her assistants wheel out 12' x 18' fresco painting on a plaster wall of zombies eating people that is more detailed than the actual human characters standing around staring at this child’s sketch*

Claire: A little boy drew them.

Hold me closer, pantsless daaaaancccer

Really? Ewe!

“Yeah, but its a fucking sweet race car bed.”

So you are saying it almost “shipped” with Theseus?

what is the “tone” of Heathers, I wonder?

A reminder to everyone:

>Heatherstone

Maybe a blue jeans cannon, to cement in Ned’s mind that going casual is the kiss of death?

It’s like he showed up at the cookout, stood at the backyard gate waiting for somebody to let him In and he heard someone yell, “Who? Child, I ain’t studdin’ that triflin’ n****. Give his ass a plate and send his ass on back home. And don’t put none of that banana puddin’ on there either!”

any of these companies marketing teams would happy to show you that you’re not, or you would’ve been on the initial list

“It’s business” as a concept is heavily steeped in racism and sexism, as certain races (white) and genders (male) are seen as more profitable, knowlegeable, resoueceful, educated, etc. The exclusionary culture of “It’s business” has homogenized marketing and opportunities for decades and stagnated any change with…

If you want to take the cynical (but not necessarily untrue) route, sure.

Just like everything else this administration is currently doing, this is all by design to fuck Joe Biden and fuck the electorate that voted his orange ass out. If you buy essentially 50M doses (it requires 2 doses so 100=1/2) but not more, you’re doing that so that you can say you delivered the vaccine ready to go, Bi…

This piece represents why I read Kotaku. Number crunching reviews are a dime a dozen. I want artistic analysis from people with unique perspectives.  

That wasn’t a bug, that was a goddamn spectacle!

I’ll just leave this here.