I feel you.

Cheer up, Terry. You know what they say;

It’s LeVar. Not “Levar” or “Lavar.”

Are you saying we should stick to sports?

More like Hordik! Amirite? High 5.

Bidet don’t want to.

Here’s a rule for extra credit: +10,000 if your ship’s interior layout can actually fit in the exterior design. Both the Normandy and the Falcon fail this test!

You know, after a hard day of eating collard greens, listening to Alanis Morisette, watching anime, knitting sweaters for manatees, and picking out which Swedish death metal album is going to be great for Christmas along side Mariah Carey, this list was right on time to prove once and for all that

Nothing at all!

Feels like he’s wearing nothing at all!

Jones had been working security as an off-duty police officer at the Nordstrom Rack store...

“I’m not calling a supervisor!”

Won’t you skeet my neighbor. 

I love you Panama but in this case you’re just being mean. As a conceptualist I believe an artist should challenge him/her/itself, experiment and explore ideas.

Simpsons did it first!

knew it, she was in another castle.

I’m biased here because I like Warren, but her answers seemed pretty appropriate for someone running for President. Any Senator would have Cummings pop into their heads, and she can’t say Booker, Harris, or even Pressley in the middle of a campaign.

First time I played Journey, I played it all in one sitting while toking. This was back in my ‘youth’.

...say, you’ve had a stressful day and can’t read your favorite sports blog because it’s been destroyed from the inside out.

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.