and it turns out that you can't actually tell the difference between a 24/96 FLAC and a v0 mp3, especially with a portable music player

Nah a proper turntable set up right doesn't fuck up you records nearly as much as those in the article. The problems are:
1. No counterweight, so they weight​ down a shitton on the record
2. Built-in speaker means that the vibrations will cause the needle to skip like a madman (and the speakers are probably mediocrel
3.…

They aren't even the Cat's Pajamas.

DON'T GET THOSE TURNTABLES, they sound like shit and will literally grind your records to dust.

Hey, they paid a pretty dollar for those Hugo Boss designs!

incidentally, it's also powered by slaves.

>more impotent, weaponized snark

it's definitively the last 4 letters.

when you see an american made foreign food, assume that the original version has 50% less grease.

it's still a decent lunch if you're in a hurry and scared of the other weird europeans food.

Yes, Pizza margherita was the original version of modern pizza, before that Pizza was a generic name in naples for pies. And the original ingerdients are the same as modern margherita.

flavored bread (called Focaccia here) has been around for a long while. Modern Pizza was born in the 19th century in Naples and the "true" stiles are Margherita, Marinara (like margherita but with with garlic), or Calzone (folded up). but nowadays in most pizzerias you can find a lot of variation on toppings (on the…

Protip for tourists: In italy this is mostly known as Pizza al Trancio, and most supermarkets and bakeries have it for cheap (1-1.50€ for a big slice depending on toppings) while i didn't see it in proper pizzerias (tho i live in North Italy an maybe it's different in the south), and it's nowhere as greasy as that…

Way ahead of you, AV Club.

To be honest who hasn't?

Or ginger Rivers Cuomo.

The salmonella is complimentary.

Note how they didn't write out time travel though.

well, you need something to hold all the other stuff in this article.

Honestly i think this franchise backflipped over the shark.