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It was originally meant as a joke, but somewhere along the way it turned malicious. I've been recovering from a surgery, you see, and after 5 days being bedridden and unable to read, watch TV, or do pretty much anything with my eyes, I'm a tad loopy. Yesterday was the first day I could do any serious reading so I've

I can't edit my comment but I realized immediately after posting that this was unnecessarily rude.

Well then it's a shitty example because there's absolutely nothing that indicates it's referring to a recent example. And I'd know, I write examples for a living.

And chastising the authors when they make a bad joke is additionally hypocritical; every one of us has been guilty of a failed joke, and many of us have (rightly) defended comedians for a questionable bit.

Oh wow, that does make for an odd pairing with Kingsmen as a child's favourite movie.

It's possible that El Marinero has never been to Reddit or encountered a first year philosophy student.

I'm not very impressed with the recent trend of people attacking the authors. Unless something truly deplorable is written, I see no reason for us to descend to the comments and insult the author.

What's mysterious about a 12 year old liking a movie about a dog that fights in wars (I assume; haven't actually seen or heard of that one), and another that's full of sex, swearing and violence?

Plus, that trope reached its zenith with 2003's sublime Queen Latifah vehicle, Bringing Down The House.

She was just disappointed to learn that he was wearing a prosthetic in Boogie Nights.

Cop show: The Shield
Sort of a cop show: Terriers

Heaven is for Realsies was the best film of 2014 but was largely panned by the lieberal media, so Dowd's dislike of The Green Inferno doesn't surprise me.

Quite a bit of cleavage, too.

I gave it a pass because it was basically Alexandria Daddario and Carla Gugino running in slow motion while The Rock fought an earthquake. Also, I was pretty hopped up on goofballs when I watched it.

Edit: bfred beat me to it.

How can it be bad if it's from the earth? *huffs paper bag full of botulism*

Donald Trump might actually become President of the United States. Let that sink in a moment. Fallon is merely a symptom of an illness that's been incubating for decades.

The first two seasons are the best ones, anyways.

Jaden Smith ‏@officialjaden Sep 4
The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying.

Probably Manimal.