Get a job, internet!

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Dick Pound's address*

HANNIBAL (CITY) 9:00pm - Only three left, people!

Google it u moron, jet fuel cant melt steal beams.

What kind of evidence? Clamps? Candles? A cucumber?

You guys obviously haven't stuck around for when the bass drops. The BPMs are the same as our hearts, so that's like scientifically proving that EDM is good music. If you need a primer check out deadmau5 - he has cool helmets and awesome lasers - and DJ Deep Dish whom I've never heard, but I actually enjoy the oft…

Go was actually a great movie. I revisited it about five years ago and it mostly stood the test of time, not to mention the early Olyphant.

Tommy Wiseau would give us an interesting failure, which is a much better type of failure than Lucas has given us.

The AV Club
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You'll never live this down, Hoat. They're all gonna laugh at you!

Thanks for the link, but I'm onto you, Britain.

Ah, I don't know how I overlooked A Dangerous Method. I suppose I should get around to seeing it finally. M. Butterfly definitely would have been considered Oscar-bait if it had been released today, not so sure about the early 90's, though.

I would also accept one, "Are we having fun yet!?"

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

It was sarcasm.

I'd still like to see Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen work together. An entire scene was essentially written for Cohen, but it was written out because he was working on Hugo.

Now I'm trying to decide which Cronenberg film could possibly be misconstrued as Oscar-bait. Eastern Promises might appear that way if you squint really hard.

Your name is "The Fissure King." I have a hard time believing you don't have any lewd stories to share.

That's fascinating. I had heard of ketamine being used therapeutically but didn't know it was already practiced. There are alleged benefits to consuming psilocybin, too, so hopefully in the future there will be even more alternatives to anti-depressants. (I'm aware that medication isn't the only treatment for…

The only thing it's ever cured me of is consciousness!