I’m not defending the situation in the article.

That’s an ogre you racist.

Nobody said anything about penises.

I’m sure you have very boring sex where you need to fill out forms in between motions. If you’re in the act of fucking so hard that somebody passes out, it’s not asking too much for a little time for the other person to get their jollies off too. How much planning does it take to orgasm and fall unconscious…

Why are you eating donuts off the ground? And nobody but you specified the gender of the person.

I think a 10 second rule can be employed here. It’s kinda unfair that if you end up giving your partner such an orgasm that they faint, you’re punished for it. 10 seconds should be enough to finish up without being rude. Any longer and it’s creepy.

If a woman in the coma gave you a casual giggle or lingering physical contact at any point before she went into the coma, then it’s all gooood ;)

If a woman in the coma gave you a casual giggle or lingering physical contact at any point before she went into the coma, then it’s all gooood ;)

I truly doubt that anyone on jezebel will see those comments and go “hmmm, perhaps there could be something here...”. There’s a difference between propagation of corrosive ideology and knowing thy enemy.

Check out the deflection in the comments of any WSJ article. One guy literally said that IF the media was this tenacious about Clinton she’d be behind bars. So would Loretta Lynch and Obama (who is apparently running the intelligence agencies with covert operatives embedded during his terms). You can’t make this shit…

Is it still a faux pas to wear matching outfits on a first date if they’re Klan robes?

If Bill Clinton can’t get away with trying to convince people that he didn’t know that blowjobs were sex, then I swear to god Sessions can’t get away with convincing people that he’s actually 2 completely different persons; Senator Sessions and Surrogate Sessions.

Nonna y’all believe in true love anymore. Shame.

Reminder that white ppl just b walkin round fast food places with assault rifles with the idea of a police officer shooting at them not even occurring in the slightest .

I’m conflicted. You can be a rapist or murderer and still make moving and poignant art, and the art community should rightfully be allowed to judge that art impartially and award it accordingly. But then again, Manchester by the Sea was shit and the Oscars aren’t an artistic highpoint either.

I don’t feel sympathy for guys that light cats on fire. Keep him in jail. The theory behind bias towards POC in the justice system, is a combination of racial, economic, and sociological discrimination. If judges, juries, and law enforcement are made to identify the defendant as belonging to the ”bottom rungs” of…

Yes, yes. Those jackbooted stormtroopers in Sweden are trying to railroad him.

He even broke the extradition promise he made.

The thing is that it’s practically impossible to judge on a case by case basis what the good kind of sex with older people is vs what the bad kind is. And I don’t use the term “practically” lightly; in an ideal world we would have a legal system that judges conflict case by case, but it’s simply not practical with…

Hebephilia actually.