To any woman who would date or even think of marrying John Mayer:

So now Mick is Sporty Spice?

I 100% thought that was Paul Giamatti.

Was he stealing shit from black people back then?

Yes, but how much do we really know about Daft Punk?

Am I the only one that felt so uncomfortable by this whole thing? It didn't make me cry, it didn't make me think "oh how sweet," the whole time I was just thinking "this is weird, and kind of exploitative and I'm just not comfortable and want this to end now."

Her Madgesty's outfit is channeling the preacher from Poltergeist

Fuck, that's creepy.

I desperately want Justin Bieber to stop wearing chunky gold chains with poofy baseball caps.

Make more of these, please, Arterial Motive, if you're reading? Martell, Tyrell, and Lannister, at least!

Fun fact: end of year parties are called "忘年会” (bounenkai) in Japanese.

Yup. There should be a revised version of the song that teaches us how the fuck we can forget our old acquaintances when we are constantly assaulted by #blessed status updates and pictures of children doing boring things.

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You are WRONG. Millions of people are asking her to tweet about everything she does and thinks. All the time. She is wearing out her fingers catering to the masses. It's the curse of being young, creative and brilliant all at the same time.

I am nervous for some kind of bizarre pop culture holy war. Does no one see the irony of fighting religious persecution via your fav reality TV shows and fast food outlets? Shit is getting creepy y'all.