Are you eight years old? 

First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

or sit out an entire year like Le’Veon Bell did.

You pay money to the foundation.  The foundation pays money to its vendors, which you happen to own.

“Hi, my name is, uh, Nat Limetart, and I’m very interested in this opportunity. Oh, and I’d also be interested in doing some coaching, too.”

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

fates amazing? lol

So the “war on drugs” is over then? Cool.

You haven’t see modern cops recently, have you?  In some areas they are better equipped than soldiers, but less well trained in the using the weapons. 

Agreed. If the police want to be viewed as the good guys then they need to start acting like the good guys.

It’s almost like treating the people you’re supposed to protect and serve as wartime enemies and constantly harassing them for victimless “crimes” results in resentment, weird.

“5 people fired”

What don’t you understand about that comment?  Not that hard to grasp.  HOW are you a blogger here??

It’s flavored water that gets you drunk

As Salty points out, there are lots of teens that look like adults and lots of adults that look like teens, our own assumptions about age are not infallible.

Really, it’s not that much different than Bud Light being the most popular beer (In the states anyway).

I didn’t perceive it as condescending. When I was first exploring non-Bud Light beers, something like a Belgian dubbel or a coffee stout was challenging. I had to think about it, learn its ingredients and context to appreciate it more fully. 

Have a White Claw and calm down there buddy, it’s a pretty widely-held opinion that beer and wine (and spirits) are indeed acquired tastes. Certainly matches up with my own experience anyway.

1)Just wait until you get old and nobody bothers.

How do we know it wasn’t Melo who made the call?