Colonel

Almost none. But that’s more because Kentucky has no (real) professional sports, so UK and UofL are the teams to cheer for.

Can’t wait til next year. “Grand prize is 1000 but we bought the Taj Mahal for you guys to play in. We good?”

“Fuck your drawings, kid. I’m the daddy! Go ahead, draw something else. I’ll bury it! You draw like like a fucking four year old. You know what, fuck this, let’s go outside and I’ll dunk on you.”