I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

so, she’s pregnant?

While I totally understand this, and would do the same thing, it’s frightening that all the moral, sane and ethical people are leaving.

I have a friend in intelligence. She’s worked for every President since Reagan. She’s worked for every letter agency and flies around the world briefing world leaders. She’s out this fall, can’t work like this anymore. When she tells me its way worse than anyone knows, I believe her.

A friend of mine took the buyout. I think he wanted to get off that sinking ship.

“... and staying true to our core mission of protecting the environment and American jobs.”

I don’t know how this was physically possible. If I need to poop, I’m gonna HAVE to poop. Sooner than later, generally.

It makes me sad that we women try so hard to seem like we don’t have the same functions as everyone else when we are in the presence of men. I was the same way when I was young and it was awful. Meanwhile, a guy who has known you for ten minutes will poop with the door open and ask you to toss him a roll of paper.…

I was so paranoid about pooping near my boyfriend I went FIVE DAYS without pooping when we went on vacation. I had to confess when I couldn’t get my shorts buttoned on the way home. He laughed for five minutes and then went and bought me some apple juice.

HGTV has had same sex couples, single women, elderly folks and interracial couples on their U.S.-produced shows for upwards of 15 years. I used to actually say HGTV was the gayest network on television. Regardless, it’s the most diverse.

Oooh I am so excited to watch this! I am in the process of buying for the first time. It’s my literal dream place and is within in my budget, but I am having such anxiety* over what if I get an amazing job opportunity that pays less or what if I meet someone (or get more serious with the person I’m seeing) who doesn’t…

I feel you. I still get legit panic attacks remembering having unavoidably farted super loud in a bathroom adjacent to my high school boyfriend’s living room. His mom and dad were in there and wouldn’t even look at me when I came out. I’m pretty sure we’d be married today if this hadn’t happened.

YES, just made a comment to a similar effect. She is the shit. And that show just wasn’t good when they replaced her with another lady. STOP LOOKING AT THE PAINT COLORS!!!

You guys, I once ran down to the basement of my apartment building to use “the shitter” (you know, the toilet-only-in-a-closet that old homes sometimes have in the basement) so that a guy I seriously had a crush on wouldn’t know I pooped. I am convinced to this day he heard the flush and knew what I was up to and…

I needed this. Between the DACA news, the West coast being on fire and the southeast under water, I needed this.

Escape to the Country, UK home buying show, is the best show. And Youtube has hundred of episodes. The homes in villages all over the UK are worth seeing...plus the village names are something else...any old words cobbled together make a village name.

Netflix also has the sublime “Escape to the Country” where country homes are viewed and in the 3 seasons I watched, only one family made an offer.

My cat makes those noises!!! Only when she’s at the vet or when I’m forcing her into her carry box to go to the vet aka when she is VERY ANGRY

The bit about not every woman deciding to buy perked my interest. Part of the reason some home buying shows come off as fake and full of spoiled idiots is that people have already selected a dream home and are just trying to make up excuses to provide some viewer suspense. I suspect the ones who end up buying will…

I watched 6 straight months of HGTV while on bedrest in 2011 and came to the conclusion that Rinomato is the shit. She said the things on Property Virgins that we all say aloud to those stupid House Hunters buyers (i.e. don’t worry about fucking paint colours people).