I don’t know how this was physically possible. If I need to poop, I’m gonna HAVE to poop. Sooner than later, generally.

It makes me sad that we women try so hard to seem like we don’t have the same functions as everyone else when we are in the presence of men. I was the same way when I was young and it was awful. Meanwhile, a guy who has known you for ten minutes will poop with the door open and ask you to toss him a roll of paper.…

Can’t it just be to feel good/be healthier?

I was so paranoid about pooping near my boyfriend I went FIVE DAYS without pooping when we went on vacation. I had to confess when I couldn’t get my shorts buttoned on the way home. He laughed for five minutes and then went and bought me some apple juice.

HGTV has had same sex couples, single women, elderly folks and interracial couples on their U.S.-produced shows for upwards of 15 years. I used to actually say HGTV was the gayest network on television. Regardless, it’s the most diverse.

Oooh I am so excited to watch this! I am in the process of buying for the first time. It’s my literal dream place and is within in my budget, but I am having such anxiety* over what if I get an amazing job opportunity that pays less or what if I meet someone (or get more serious with the person I’m seeing) who doesn’t…

I feel you. I still get legit panic attacks remembering having unavoidably farted super loud in a bathroom adjacent to my high school boyfriend’s living room. His mom and dad were in there and wouldn’t even look at me when I came out. I’m pretty sure we’d be married today if this hadn’t happened.

YES, just made a comment to a similar effect. She is the shit. And that show just wasn’t good when they replaced her with another lady. STOP LOOKING AT THE PAINT COLORS!!!

You guys, I once ran down to the basement of my apartment building to use “the shitter” (you know, the toilet-only-in-a-closet that old homes sometimes have in the basement) so that a guy I seriously had a crush on wouldn’t know I pooped. I am convinced to this day he heard the flush and knew what I was up to and…

I needed this. Between the DACA news, the West coast being on fire and the southeast under water, I needed this.

Escape to the Country, UK home buying show, is the best show. And Youtube has hundred of episodes. The homes in villages all over the UK are worth seeing...plus the village names are something else...any old words cobbled together make a village name.

Netflix also has the sublime “Escape to the Country” where country homes are viewed and in the 3 seasons I watched, only one family made an offer.

My cat makes those noises!!! Only when she’s at the vet or when I’m forcing her into her carry box to go to the vet aka when she is VERY ANGRY

The bit about not every woman deciding to buy perked my interest. Part of the reason some home buying shows come off as fake and full of spoiled idiots is that people have already selected a dream home and are just trying to make up excuses to provide some viewer suspense. I suspect the ones who end up buying will…

I watched 6 straight months of HGTV while on bedrest in 2011 and came to the conclusion that Rinomato is the shit. She said the things on Property Virgins that we all say aloud to those stupid House Hunters buyers (i.e. don’t worry about fucking paint colours people).

The interviewer notes that Linton had to be persuaded to pose in “beautiful dresses,”

I’m Rob Lee and I haven’t left the church. Y’all haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.

Danny’s character did a 180 and it was difficult to watch. It came out of know where but not really too. He was always a bit misogynist and remember he tired to get Mindy pregnant when she didn’t want to. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

I get pregnant every time Jon Snow appears on screen. My womb just opens up and a baby hops in. Jon Snow is just that damn sexy.