“A fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful.”

Yes.

RHONY seasons 3 and 8 are masterpieces. MASTER. PIECES. I sort of wish they’d bring Kelly back because that bitch is nuts and I’m here for it.

I would also like to nominate Luann and Alex’s “Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes” moment in Morocco for Vol 2.

And professionally, she was probably a nightmare for Andy and the production team to work with. As I recall, she refused to film most scenes that didn’t occur in her own hideous yellow living room, or with her lecherous, predatory liability of a father. And she refused to go on all three of the trips the women went on…

“It was you!”

Really?

What about Game night???

Thank you for only including relevant seasons. Not even the most studied experts can be bothered with Miami, DC, Potomac or Dallas.

I actually thought BookGate was the spiciest Aviva plotline...the first few episodes of that season when she confronts Carole about using a ghostwriter.

Who gon’ check me boo?

Ha! Yes Mauricio may be the best housewives husband of all... Hot, loving, good dad, funny... I would take Mauricio over Mario any day... But Ramona is so insane, I just can’t even fathom how she landed anyone for that many years. I couldn’t handle a weekend with her.

Eh, I find him conventionally attractive (certainly one of NYC’s hotter husbands), but he never screamed out “SEXPOT” to me - other than the fact that he was a horndog.

I can. Dude was a skeaze and a half. I wish I could find a gif of him very conspicuously checking a girl out as he sat across the table from Ramona.

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.

Did he somehow unpunch a woman in the face? Actually, nevermind, even if he managed that it’s probably still no.

Sometimes, I almost hate Ivanka more than her father. There’s plenty of hate to go around, sure, but I hate her ilk for masking their lack of principles in buzz words, congratulating themselves for managing to spit out the most meaningless word diarrhea hoping that we, their “lessers” buy into it and continue to stay…

https://consumerist.com/2017/08/28/owner-of-houston-furniture-stores-turns-them-into-shelters-for-residents-stranded-by-hurricane/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Courtesy of Reddit, which is where I....ah...read...it... (hangs head sadly)

Don’t donate at his link. He’s going to use all the money to stock up on his greasy ass hair pomade.