Thank you for reminding everyone how Gizmodo shits on science.

See: State of Fear

I miss when people could actually see my comments on AV Club. Kinja is the death to online communities

This one. Cyser can be made with malt as the primary fermentable sugar. This is similar to braggots which are a mead/Beer hybrid.

I think you mean cyser as a bridge between beer and wine but why ever should anyone on Gizawker do any research.

It is ok. Blame Kinja. It atrophies mental acuity.

Fuck Kinja. Every comment to every post for avclub from now on should be Fuck Kinja.

No. The scales are NOT snake scales but why would you know that? This is Gizmodo. They pride themselves with their scientific illiteracy.

Ladle? If only there was a common kitchen tool which was specifically designed to flatten and tenderize meat. If only...if only...

Translation: I like to run down cats with my car.

The real question: What is stopping developers from balancing for PvP and PvE separately when the two modes are instanced differently?!

Why should you ask a question you can answer yourself? Teach a man to fish. yada yada yada.

Google is your friend, sir.

There is a little or a lot of Guy Fieri in all of us. Guy Fieri represents the best in humanity.

A “vacation” at a farm up state?

How was I wrong? Guy Fieri was never the author. He is an atemporal entity that exists as long as winner winner chicken dinner continues to be uttered

MIND BLOWN

Guy is our Messiah. Give all to him

I think you and your friend Secretly are Guy Fieri. Two dudes in a Hawaiian shirt and a wig

Smashsmouth is indistinguishable from Guy Fieri. They are the same entity