Damn, you’re right. There’s truly no winning with these garbage people.

She gets her Internet dates up on the stand for some embarrassing testimony and boom, motion for summary judgment granted (whatever that means).

Perhaps this show isn’t for you.

. . . it’s totally OK if that’s how you want to spend your time?

“What is ‘Who could possibly give a shit other than virulent racist pricks?’”

“Correct.”

“I’ll take Stupid Fucking Questions for $400, Ken.”

Slak over here in the corner muttering to themselves incoherently

Why is there an English-speaking animal with a Caribbean accent? He doesn’t belong in Scandanavia!

The Little Mermaid is a story about a young girl who learns that to find a man, she needs to keep her mouth shut.

I’ve never understood that gloss on LM. What I saw was, her giving up her voice for a guy was a bad thing. Ursula entices her into it, knowing that her voice is what’s purest and best about her—knowing it’s her strength and without it, she’ll have a hard time getting him to fall in love with her. (Well—he already is,…

Newsflash: black people can’t just be, like, people. They have to be “a culture.”

Did these purists also complain about the fact that the movie ended with the mermaid happily marrying the prince, instead of being rejected by the condescending jerk and facing a choice between killing him on his wedding bed or dying without a soul? Since they seem so concerned with preserving the original, you know.

But what about the little WHITE girls who want princesses to see themselves in? What about them? Those poor girls only have Snow White, Aurora, Cinderella, Belle, Rapunzel, Elsa, Anna, and Merida. That’s barely over 50% of all the options! Also Alice, Wendy, Tinker Bell, Megara, and Giselle if you count them. It’s not…

Someone realized that one of the people in the story referred to Taiwan?

Maybe the world needs a break from iterations of The Joker?

you’re going to be a very busy man pointing out which 70s musicians were statutory rapists. Literally all of them. Glen Frey and Don Henley just had to play a free concert to get out of it. Maybe next you should go after which 50s country artists were alcoholics who beat their wives.

No “Heathen” is a no go for me! It’s the highlight after his terrible late 80's material and his perfectly fine, but not groundbreaking, 90's. I’d remove the live, cover, and compilation entries from any top 20 list. Personally, I’ve always found “Black Tie, White Noise” to be middling at best. “Earthling” should be…

“There’s nothing fun to do and Dunkin’ Donuts was the one place where everyone likes to go.”
Geez, sounds like a bummer of a town.

People like to shit on Dunkin now but they forget or don’t know that Dunkin used to be good. It earned the loved. Then went through rapid expansion and dilution of quality. Folks who went to Dunkin pre-2007ish have a strong attachment because it was good! (it does now suck)

Do you hate donuts?

yes.