Keaton always said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Taylor Swift.

Saying they’re ashamed presumes they are capable of shame, which I assure you is not the case. Live action remakes make (lots of) money, so they’re going to make more, at least until they stop being as profitable.

...films have aged poorly, Peter Pans a pretty big example...

I can’t wait to hear all the new songs like “Whistle While You Protest For Fair Labor Practices” and “Someday My Prince Will Rob Me Of My Agency.”

 dunno. producing doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with song-writing; songwriters don’t necessarily make good *producers*. 

As for the age old question, my mind says Blur but my heart says Oasis. And my heart always wins.

Fortunately, Swift isn’t the type to hold a grudge.

To what end? 

Pfft, you call that pedantic? If you were really being a pedant, you wouldn’t be treating the dictionary as a proscriptive document! Dictionaries are descriptive!

They put him in a robot body last season

Jeez, a 5-paragraph recap of a 9-minute Late Show segment to say “David Cross to release [probably bad] stand-up special”? Are there not enough streaming TV shows or movies to chat about for you, AV Club?

First they came for the rabbits, and I did not speak up, for I didn’t get off to rabbits...

David Cross is another performer where I love their writing/sketch comedy work, think they’re a terrific comedic actor, and [when applicable] even appreciate them in more dramatic roles ...

AFLAC!

Who else saw a slightly different name when they first saw that title and went “Wait, what? How???”.

I know, that’s what I want a reboot of: the batshit insane Japanese version, not the tepid American reboot. The only thing they’d have to work around would be the Japanese women panelists from the original, whose food criticism was generally, “Oh, tee-hee-hee, I know nothing about food — can a man tell me if I like…

The last time I got Arbys they forgot to give me my Arby’s sauce, arguably the best thing about Arby’s.

Points for mentioning the Beef and Cheddar — still one of the best (and messiest) fast-food sandwiches out there, especially with extra Horsey Sauce.

You still here? Why? Keeps whining about shows and movies, been a drag forever, nothing contributed.

Yeah, The Mandalorian already basically traded in Fett’s cultural cache, leaving Book of Boba Fett without the ability to build a show around an armored, amoral, mostly quiet bounty hunter. So now we’ve got a fairly chatty Fett who’s largely unhelmeted and who decided he wants to be the employer. Which is fine, but…