I don’t understand how this is a difficult to understand element of the story. There’s plenty of sci-fi that shares similar concepts (e.g. Greg Egan) out there.

God, I know. They’re totally not filling their quota of imaginary ugly girl characters. Glad I’ll end up pirating it. No money for u, Blizzard.

God damn. Yet another autoplaying video overlaid by some bull shit ad for a car. How many of your fucking viewers are in the market for a BMW anyway?

CAREFUL THEY’LL KILL YOU!!! A MINGER ON KOTAKU SAYS SO!

I think the article’s overstating the odds of getting banned. I mean, besides the EULA, there’s no proof that anyone’s been banned because they use a VPN.

Could you fix your ads? I get a popover ad when the page loads, then an embedded ad with the video plays underneath that popover ad. So I have to wait until i can skip the overlay to mute the video ad underneath.

Nothing like a repost: http://kotaku.com/street-fighter…

You totally forgot this:

They’ve been dead for some time. This is just where the corpse gets beaten.

Yes, Jman wants the coveted “I said shut up to mean people first” bragging rights.

Because Bobby being gay was totally done for artistic reasons!!! Blah blah blah blah. Fuck, shut up. If there’s one thing worse than shrill bigots its self righteous assholes slapping their cheeks at nothing.

A lot of the time (Kotaku, Gawker sites in general) the comments are worth more in terms of content in comparison to the main article.

You’re all speaking from experience, I’m sure. Who would think that a half assed internet sports blog comment section would be so full of martial arts experts.

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OMG, you used “combat discipline” without laughing. You truly are the next level.

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No. Because, well. Reasons. Destiny however - nothing but net.

What if this whole long drawn out article sucks? What will happen then? Oh - nothing. Just like if the new Star Wars sucks. More articles and movies will get made when they probably shouldn’t.

Your article makes me want to get you today’s Help Wanted Ads. Working for Gawker must be soul crushing on top of low paying.

I think it’s amazing that their fix is “turn it off for a little while.” Because band aids work!