Existing in the world without a screen in your face is also something to do but you know... why do that when you could catch a snagglelax or whatever the fuck you do in Pokemon Go.

You know exactly what is being talked about. I’d wager the disgust you feel at having a mirror held up to your own internal thoughts is why you are lashing out at Jezebel.

Congrats on being That Guy, Brent Whitehead

Thank you for coming to Paltrow’s aid. She really needs to be defended from the sexist writers at The A.V. Club making fun of her. You know what? Buying one of her $200 "river stones" will cheer her up and also help unlock your 3rd eye.

Who thought more Alton Brown is a good idea? Biggest jerk in the culinary world.

Damn. So true and utterly depressing 

Censoring certain behaviors just because you don't partake is a bad precedent to set.

This isn't a seasonal issue. Amazon has terrible working conditions year round.

Get over yourself. You're older than I am and I grew up on this movie. 

Oh my sweet summer child...

Aw man... what will I masturbate to now?*

This just proves how fragile modern fandom is, if an innocuous op-ed can trigger so many people. What a joy.

He's like if the year 2000 became a sentient being.

Isn’t this the guy who cheated on his wife because he became a “big deal” in the world of people watching other people play video games... cool dude. I can see why so many gamers would stan him.

Agreed! As another person who has had both consoles throught their history (xbox,ps2/ps3,360/one x, ps4 pro) Sony’s console interface and network have always been so subpar when compared to Microsoft’s.

No love for Ursula K. LeGuin???

Still won't allow women to stream with him though.

This truly psychotic behavior. Why are we celebrating this???

He lost his father at a young age in 9/11 and struggles with mental illness. What a "big baby" for wanting to be close to his only living parent.... 

Oh thank God! I was hoping a person who couldn’t care less about this game would click on an article about it because they couldn’t care less and then comment on how they couldn’t care less because, guys, they couldn't care less but they need you to know that because...