Is this a broken clock scenario? At 16, she SHOULD BE unfuckable. If the role needed someone fuckable, she should have lost it. So for once, saying she was unfuckable was the right call, as all 16 year old girls should be for non-age-appropriate men.

Imagine Patrick Bateman’s reaction.

Seconded. He was the third wheel on his own damn song.

Could I still call myself a good person if I said that I’d be totally fine with it if the Fugees had a reunion and Pras didn’t like, show up? I mean, not because he’s in jail, but because he had to go pick up some groceries or something. The dude is rap music’s Ringo Starr.

Kramer: It’s a write off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off of what?
Kramer: They just write it off!
Jerry: You don’t even know what a write off is, do you?
Kramer: No. Do you?
Jerry: No I don’t!!

I’m not sure what Grace was expecting from all this. Does she know about these faze clan folks? I’ve never watched their stuff but my general sense was that these dudes aspire to be overcompensating internet gigachads.

Audit them?

Goodbye Wisconsin!

Red Forman: “Dumbass.”

Not all of us can crash with our literal billionaire sisters if our careers stall, sweetie. Most actors would kill for the financial security of a milti-film Marvel deal.

Yeah, go ahead and set your own terms with Marvel... they love that.

They are definitely going to lose their blue check for this one.  

Worked fine for me; autologged me in after I downloaded the new app on my AppleTV. Anecdotal evidence FTW!

I assumed that was a The Happening reference. I’d totally believe that that movie made Wahlberg afraid of plants.

I know Friends wasn’t exactly groundbreaking TV but the finale was emotional for anyone who had spent time with the show. It perfectly captured how that exciting and terrifying part of your life eventually gives way to marriage, kids, careers and the like, and the next generation of young adults who think it’s their…

Mark Wahlberg is afraid of the woods.  I pooped myself.

Isiah! Fuck. Even in death, just an absolute fox.

I figured Sally’s Mom was ignoring Sally during her meltdown because she’s been watching Sally meltdown over literally every little thing for 35 years.

I still can’t quite believe that Bella Ramsey is almost 20 years old. She is terrifc as a 14 year old. Ellie’s childlike enthusiasm—for arcade games, broken down cars, stupid pun books—is a damn delight. The emotional bonding between Joel and Ellie in this episode wasn’t anything original, but still heartfelt to see…

Mama, they’re all in last place