I’m still not sure what the “Death Valley” comment means, even after reading that particular story.

I saw it on dvd years back (still own it, I think). With its notoriety, there is a zero-percent chance that there is not already a chronological version out there. No one’s going to go see this in theaters.

Add another to the long list of remakes/reboots no one asked for. At least it’s only on Hulu, so it will disappear into relative obscurity pretty quickly.

You lost me at “Start slideshow”, but I’ll say this: Mend whatever fences have been broken and just go with Cavill.

Why DC’s ambitious reset might actually work

Wait, so someone had a subscription site where they posted images or videos of deepfaked Twitch streamers?

Who?

I don’t watch him either, but really, who the fuck actually cares how he spends his money? He helped 1,000 people see—that’s worth more to the patients than all of the collective criticism that could ever be lobbed at him via Twitter.

Say it with me: Too little, too late.

Wait, so she went and asked for voters to vote for her?

Watch out, your common sense approach doesn’t work in these parts. No one is allowed due process here.

No no, you do get it. Kotaku is just really scraping the bottom of the barrel for what passes for a “story” these days.

I binged the first two seasons prior to watching the third when it came out, and there are still two things that stand out to me that were unsatisfactorily addressed:
1 - the series OPENS with Logan pissing in the corner of his bedroom. His medical “stuff” was dealt with in facile ways, but still, he pissed in his…

The problem with a game that has been actively added to since 2014 is that the lore and story gets too dense. Reading main entries on Destinypedia, like Oryx for example, just reads like a dizzingly mess of Madlibs.

I was about to say the same thing. Do people think nepotism was invented in 2022 or something?

And the women aren’t as insecure, pathetic, and sad?

I suppose it’s admirable that her ‘lewd’ staff gets 60-days. I guess.

You forgot the word “alleged” in there.

I didn’t think we were allowed to question people no matter what they identify with or as?

No, you get it--there is no point to this story. Must be a slow news day at Kotaku.