Have no fear! This is only the 2nd part of a trilogy. ;)

Balls

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Now he’s going to annoy everyone all day long with that riddle that goes “I have two coins equalling 15 cents and one of them isn’t a nickel. WHAT COINS DO I HAVE?”

When Life hands you everything, you take lemonade.

Sore loser — and he hasn’t even lost yet! Talk about your performance anxiety, Don. Premature election, the struggle is real.

Never forget...

90% sure Chrissy is voting for Hillary and would’ve stayed if her hubby hadn’t thrown a fit.

Room for symmetrical side tables AND a queen bed! Horizontal space to put plants! A whole other room to store electronics in!!! I’m dying over here!

Legally Bland

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

I’m not a fan of any type of a woman who so poorly represents Bernie supporters as deranged and women as irrational. *Also* would rather support Trump than Hillary and went on a #NeverHillary campaign. No thank you! Go back to your ping pong crazy sue.

For shame, CNN.

“We are coming”

This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.

Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.