Yeah maybe the fucking picture of it happening isn’t real lmao 

I’ve landed on a roof and the second I break through, someone drops in on me and snags the gun a second before I grab it. It is pretty much game over, but FU to this guy and I’ll do my best to knock some of his life bar down and hope he doesn’t find health or shields before he runs into someone else.

I don’t play the fortnites.

Isn’t that a bit like saying “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend!”?

Not only do we need to acknowledge that all cops are bad cops, but that white people know that all cops are bad cops, and that’s why they’re so quick to call the police and use force to intimidate us.

every day i interact with a myriad of law enforcement officials. they are polite, genuine, acquiescent, and a bunch of other things that make most a pleasure to work with.

I remember saying that if I ever find out that Morgan Freeman and/or Mr. Rogers #metoo’d anyone then we’d just have to erase men and start over. It’s been a good run fellas (not really)

My Uncle the vietnam vet after someone thanked him for his service: “Fuck my service. I didn’t want to do my service. Fuck the people who made me do that service. I only did my service because a prison record seemed worse. You want to thank someone? Thank the people protesting against war.”

The NFL is so concerned with the product on the field, that they’re considering penalizing teams for things that happen before the game even begins.

“Don’t associate us with that person!” -Snapping turtles

Wow..that’s what you think someone would be jealous of? You definitely have the IQ of a snapping turtle. Way to go, bub!

I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

People can bitch about not “resorting to violence” but part of making the world a nicer place for marginalized people is shutting up racists and other assholes. Punching Richard Spencer in the face, tossing drinks at Tomi Lahren, these aren’t just things that give me a warm fuzzy, they’re laudable actions that…

All of this. Honestly this is such a boring ‘argument’ if it can be called that. Who are we fighting lol and why? Let her be great.

I feel bad for the girl but if he was not a famous black man, he would have seen some far lesser consequences. 

He is not black

Or, ya know, one of two currently British monarch’s weddings to a woman of color for the first time. This particular Royal has done a ton of work for charities, specifically ones that work for injured military service workers. Most of the guests inside the castle were there because of their work with charitable…

I’m still confused.