Ok some more jokes

Is this the hill you’re willing to die on?

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

But those were men.

This joke alone was well worth the price of admission.

I hope this does for Michelle Wolf’s career what it did for Stephen Colbert’s.

We need to stop playing this game with the right wing. They elected a president who publicly mocked disabled people during his campaign speeches. Who gives a shit what the right wing thinks. All that matters is dismantling right wing power as quickly as we can. Vote. Ignore right wing distractions. It’s the only…

She had the choice of either doing as expected and complimenting the emperor’s new clothes, or telling him that his dumb ass is butt naked.

shirts.

This is why people on the right and left hate this shit.

I don’t believe it for one minute that anyone really thinks that Wolff was remarking about Suckabees appearance or sexuality. It’s just an excuse to complain. Not one of them, from what I have read, said that Suckie was unjustly accused of spreading malicious lies and manipulating the public which was the whole…

Yes, because Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Larry Wilmore and Hasan Minaj all gave such softball, unifying performances.

Sorry I was busy taking a shit, not giving one.

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

I thought the most effective parts of the first season were the least violent. Like the horror of the sterile grocery store with all the women in red gowns and pictograms instead of words because they aren’t allowed to read...or the repeated phrase “may the lord open”... or the chilling gaze of the commander’s wife. …

So, let me get this straight: The same people that lauded the violence in the first season as poignant, necessary, “powerful” and such are now balking that the show does the same shit in its second season because I guess now it’s “too real and uncomfortable”?