“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Funny thing is that they were respectful. They just didn t let the adults weasle their way out of answers.

Ahhh Fox News you’re so predictable.

Fuck respecting adults! Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?! That bullshit is always used to justify authoritarianism, ironically by the same people screaming about government overreach.

Lawmaker: You know, maybe we should have some restrictions on driving a car. Age limits, driving tests, eye exams, that sort of thing.

It was something to see. Normally, a student would have politely accepted the non-responses but these kids were throwing down and making Rubio and Dana Loesche squirm. (Loesche could not have been more condescending and looked really put out to have to explain that the real problem is with the “crazies” in this…

Hang on, I had that “why not both?” meme around here somewhere...

Something that hadn’t occurred to me until someone mentioned it on Twitter recently - one of the reasons these kids are so polished and good at this is that their generation has literally grown up on camera. They have always had camera phones and Vine and Snapchat and FaceTime and are so comfortable on camera because…

He’ll take the money though, right?

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

I’m surprised Rubio agreed to do this. And yet... was he not prepared to do this? Did no one in his camp run through the worst possible questions for him? Personally I would have asked, “Senator Rubio, do you think pornography is more a public safety threat than sensible gun laws?”

If you buy them at the local health/ natural food store you’d probably find a better deal.

They’re about four times more expensive at the nearest health food store which is a little over ninety miles away, but thanks for judging the ethics of a purchase I made while my daughter’s cat was dying.

Trick question! There are no women in heaven.

$25 million? I hope he spent some of that money on lessons on getting camels through the eyes of needles.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

“but she hit most of the notes.”

Saw this earlier this morning. Bevin’s always been a horse’s ass; dude won what should’ve been a shoo-in election for his Democratic rival because a bunch of Dem-registered voters stayed home, assuming he’d get wrecked (I shit you not; I lived in Kentucky at the time).

One of Bevin’s other greatest hits, besides…