Not sure why that’s your business, but no. I have a computer.

But she is mixed....so I don’t get it. She’s black and white. She doesn’t have to dismiss either of her parents to make us happy.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

In other news, water is wet.

.....Dan, I want you......

thats a pretty bad take, dan.

Have you tried not cheating?

Yeah, I think many more customers are probably trying to get a “happy ending” (aka harassing) from their massage therapist than massage therapists are assaulting customers, but it’s terrible on either end. I found out about a year ago that one of the major donors to a non-profit my boss is on the Board of and that I…

Depends on how you’re looking... Are you peeping through her windows?

More than 180 people say what they got instead was sexual assault. But the billion-dollar company says that’s not its problem to solve.

An inordinate amount of people are attracted to massage therapy because of sexual interest...Just like there was opportunity in the priesthood, there’s opportunity in the massage room.

I am 14 years too old

then you’re just as stupid as i thought. That stuff IS pedophilia.

I like how you somehow found a way to toss “SJW” in there.

Is this the hill you choose to die on, this argument that 2D is somehow less harmful than 3D? That 2D doesn’t lead to real life predators?

Exactly the sort of reasoning I’d expect from somebody whose most powerful argument is screaming “MUH SJWS”

Drawn or not, still iffy thing

you are DEEEPLY stupid, if you think that SJWs would be ok with this.

I would say time to get some new babies and toss out the old ones. That way you have no need to replace the car seats.

I would say time to get some new babies and toss out the old ones. That way you have no need to replace the car…