Jealous

She's a beauty! That flight helmet is wicked looking too. I need to find a replica. I would have been flying these things if my horrible vision and astigmatism wasn't an issue.

No thanks, already got my invite this morning.

"I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species" -Narrator

That would create friction, and friction creates heat.

#2. "American dogs care about hygiene, they will try to wash your baby."

Painted a vivid picture in my head. Great read.

No one ever heard of grooveshark?

Ramen hallelujah, brother!

That is no window. That's what happens when you rub a Krusty burger on a wall.

"All work no play"

"Wheres the beef?"

Found a really good one.... "Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"

Stop... try that. It knows some MC hammer too.

I can have fun with this all day

or "Don't you want me"

Type in "where is my mind?"

I use them often. Although glitches are rare... It's common to see a machine that doesn't accept cash or credit card, because the hardware broke.

Looks like stock photography to me.

I was thinking a little more "epic" Brrrraaaaaahhhhhhmmmmmmm