YAAAAAAAAAAY
Milo *IS* Glorious Godfrey.
I know it's been said a hundred thousand times, but you really do have to take a step back and marvel at the fact that we've descended into shrieking, feces-flinging insanity, and it hasn't even been a month. While we're all being aged ten years in a matter of weeks, Historians and future generations will laugh…
Unless he truly does go completely batshit and tries to nuke Denver because someone there sassed him once. Pence might be evil, but he's not insane. I see Trump cracking up before this is over, making Pence pretty much an inevitability. Or, as I saw someone say in the comments of The Atlantic, the only thing more…
Nah, we're not fucked. He'll be out on his ass by the end of the year. We might be fucked with Pence, of course, but if the Resistance keeps up the pressure, he might just sit there and do nothing until he loses in a landslide to Kayne in 2020.
Making me wonder if it's not in fact Aubrey Drake Graham but some Animal Collective knockoff so obscure they can get away with calling themselves that.
Never. Gets. Old.
Christ, there're names I haven't heard in a long time. Ah, the Golden Age of Nickelodeon…
"And we never find out how John’s friend, with the red mullet and the L.A. Guns shirt, gets home from the mall. Does he take the bus? Call his parents? What? I’ve always wanted to know."
I just wanna say, sad as I'll be when this column runs out of years, it will be kinda nice not always counting down the days to the next one again. I just gotta find some way to make it through the next two weeks once again…
I think he was coming to that conclusion himself. He's saying, clearly, all Trump supporters are NOT racist. Some of them really, really did just think he wasn't a Politician and that he was going to clean up the corruption.
Guvf vf nofbyhgryl snagnfgvp. Gunax lbh sbe vagebqhpvat zr gb guvf.
The old slogan from 2004 is still true: "Still Dave, still dangerous". And thank god for that, we really need it right now.
I have already, in fact. Not sure how well he's being received in America, though…
It was everything I wanted it to be, like a culmination of 62 years of Godzilla. I had to stop from cheering when Ifukube's legendary score came on, and almost laughed out loud when we got the first look at Larval Godzilla, which I contend is the closest thing we're ever going to see to a live-action Godzooky. And…
Same and same.
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Christ, I cannot believe it's been that long. And "HA-AM-HA-AM-Kablam-S-W". That takes me riiiight the hell back…
The darkness worked fine for Batman and Suicide Squad (The scripts, however…) but it doesn't work for Superman. Or not in that way anyway. I've loved some dark Superman stories ("For Tomorrow", "Red Son", etc.) but for the most part, I'm more a fan of Otto Binder cursing him with a lion head for a while because why…