I'm friends with a dude that recently checked in at Applebee's saying they're partying at the bar then he posted pictures of his chicken quesadillas that he ordered. I'm not trying to be a snob, but I'm a snob and that shit cracked me the fuck up.

Little Known Fact: Jesus was also a model. Hence Soungarden's "Jesus Christ Pose".

Well, it was too bright without the glasses, understandable when you have eyes like his.

Yes, people think I am joking when I say I love him but he just is such a fucking strange dude. His facebook fan page that he runs is the thing of amazing, cheesy legends.

Sorbo? I can't find your role in the new Expendibles no matter how hard I look.

I usually don't advocate for the dismiss button, but in JackfreakingBauer's case...

Yeah. There are people who get off on being rude. It's weird.

What would you call it?

What else would it be called?

Another troll - JackfuckingBauer. They come out like rats at the first whiff of garbage.

#Healthyisthenewskinny is the stupidest hashtag I've ever seen. It sounds like your friend may used to say #anorexiarules or something. Of course, healthy eating will most likely make you thinner.

Let's not forget the death of her 8-month old fetus and its father! No reproduction all around. Ellenjane must be ecstatic.

Tim, you didn't even need to give that much of an apology. It's great that you wanted to be considerate and express some regret, but I hope you weren't pressured to do it. You weren't out of line.

Now that I know about them, I am also filled with unadulterated rage. We can support each other in our moments of fury!

I don't understand why you're so specific on girls when literally there are guys that upload pictures and videos of them sexually abusing fellow classmates.

In the last week, two different friends of mine who are both adult women have posted selfies with their grandmothers on their deathbeds. One was actually live-instagramming (is that a thing?) her grandma's last moments with hashtags. #grandmaslastmoments #loveher #missher

My apologies. I shouldn't have said "forever." While some historians have dated portraiture 27,000 years back (which, I admit, is not "forever"), most of the early commissioned portraits we have/know of only date to 100 AD. Rulers and noblemen have been commissioning portraits of themselves since ancient Roman, Greek,…

Is it wrong that I'm concerned that a child her age has such big forehead wrinkles?