Lol

Congratulations! I'm pretty sure we can both be right though.

It's disturbing/sad/shocking how many things emasculate men and make lady people ineligible as mates. You basically can't do anything better than a man except for laundry and dishes and childcare.

When I was a kid, I never dreamed about wedding or babies. I thought playing house was pointless. I always dreamed about having my own loft apartment with brick walls, large windows and an oblong, purple, suede couch... to this day I want that damn couch. I WILL HAVE IT.

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I wouldn't call that a hug. Suffocation seems more like it. Hugs are good things.

Stop bragging!!

I can crochet one of those out of yarn that won't crack & break en masse. Why won't somebody pay me a quarter mil for it?

Yes, because they are just fried once, in one temperature oil. To get proper fries, you need to fry twice, once at each temperature.

You think she must be fat because she's amazed an adult can fit into clothing made for a 4 year old? Um, okay. I must be obese because I can't fit into a onesie.

Please, this is totally an attention whore move and this is a woman who's dropped a shitload of weight over the past few years and looks like a godamn lollipop and who got famous with a line called skinnygirl so of course this is about competitive weight loss and showing off just how fucking skinny she is.

It's fine she made that choice. That's her choice to do. Honestly I find it impressive that she can fit a four year old's clothing and I'm not hating on her doing that.

First off, thank you for not instantly jumping down me.

She's been known to have issues with food in the past. BUT HEY WE"RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE EVERYONE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Thank you. My ex-ballerina mom pulled this kind of stuff all the time, and it was pretty clearly not fun dress up games once my sister and I were in middle school.

She may not know but doing stuff like this is going to give her daughter body issues at a very young age. And whats the purpose of trying on your 4 year old clothes, to say how small you are.

Well. I mean sure, but if you post it on instagram you're not just trying to amuse your daughter.

"I fart at thee." IS AMAZING.

You clearly knew what I meant and are being pedantic. It's obvious to an even mildly charitable reader that "Photoshop" in that sentence was meant to be taken as "the use of Photoshop to exaggerate and erase blemishes in pursuit of perfection."

Maybe someone stuck their erect penis in his face and it kind of threw him off his game.