That was my take on it. I think it vastly improves the song.

That sounds good. Like, really good, now that I realize that you are putting them with fettucine. I'm going to have to try that. I like to cut 'em all chiffonade style and do them in a pan with some bacon/lardons.

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I'm not upset at all about Gosling's kid. Maybe it's because I never watched the Notebook, never shipped him and McAdams, and never had a crush on him. But I like to think if one of my celeb crushes was having a kid, I'd be indifferent or mildly happy for him. It must kind of suck to be on the receiving end of a bunch…

Too far dude. Gross.

I am oddly excited. For whatever reason cruciferous veggies are my favorite.

I could give a shit about what's a "superfood" or not—I like kale, I like brussels spouts. Would try, I guess, but probably continue eating and cooking them separately.

What about this is "inspired by the music of Robin Thicke"?? Looks to me like a bunch of roses, some lame baby's breath, and a red vase. Kind of like every arrangement of roses ever. Is there a Where's Waldo-style little man in Beetlejuice pants somewhere in this arrangement that I'm not seeing?

Why do you need to hybridize kale and Brussels sprouts when both are delicious?

Nooo, Crumbs is awful. A friend of mine used to work there and it's totally mismanaged, they treat their employees like crap, and don't use quality ingredients. Go to a local bakery instead!

I don't! Bland cake as a vessel to revolting and cloying frosting... No thanks!

As evidenced by the new bouquet names of "What's Growin' On?" and "Petals of Healing".

I love cupcakes — but only if they taste good. In fact, I would go so far as to say I don't like any food that tastes bad.

that seahorse is gorgeous! cool project.

here's the thing too. 1800flowers isn't a florist, they send the orders to local florists after taking a cut off the top (usually 20-30%). these are going to look nothing like the photos, and you can bet you ass 100 red roses costs a lots more than the $280 the local florist is getting to design this. if you wanna…

Fun fact: The feeling of embarrassment on someone else's behalf is called, in German, "fremdscham." Because between the Germans and the French, there has to be a word for every awkward feeling in the world.

It's actually super fitting, because every time I have been pressed for time and ordered from one of these online flower companies instead of supporting a local florist the bouquets NEVER look like what they're supposed to. Instead of, say, a dozen roses in a nice cutglass vase they get like 7 dying carnations in a…

Troll in the dungeon. Trollllll in the dungeon!

This is another example of the smug "NOT ME!" attitude so many Americans seem to have. Unemployment and financial troubles can happen to just about anyone, no matter how well educated, skilled, or responsible a person is, but it seems that so many people love to act as though they - because of their special,…