"Uncomfortable"? That's an awfully odd conclusion given that I haven't said about my "comfort" level in relation to that little stunt.

"troll people like you"

who?

I think you misspelled "orange". Cause he is definitely orange.

Rep. Steve Chabot saying "she's not a dog — but she not gorgeous. I'd give her a five."

More like a business casual corporate drone. WASPs wear linen suits and seersucker.

How could your resist this Kardashian Kollection advertisement?

It so important that you bring up cases where women falsely accuse, because this is the central civil rights issue of our time. Really. For thousands of years men have suffered from such false accusations, and it's a global problem even today. Especially since it's so easy to get men locked up for rape, since all…

Kind of like the "best genital wart". Better than the others, but still not good.

I feel like this is an advertisement for a snuff film.

That "little dipshit" is also the chef....nice try.

There's no real story here, but being Jezebel, one dumb kid probably mistaking a business inquiry for a buddy of his (and saying something vague and out of context about "fat girls, shouldn't talk" - why is it assumed the comma shouldn't be there?) will get blown up into "the whole world hates fat women". (It doesn't…

The inappropriate comma usage in "Fat girls, shouldn't talk" makes it sound like he is surrounded by menacing zaftig ladies just waiting for a reason to smack this guy into next Tuesday.

Wha??? I took that to mean that it's especially hurtful for April because she's spent her whole life struggling with her weight and has probably been called fat more times than she can count. You're reaching...hard.

A bit off topic but I have to say this.

Phoenix Tso, please stop tricking your readers with misleading titles. You know, some of us actually read the articles.

"Her case was thrown out in 2012...." "It's good she's finally getting some justice."

Ugh, right? I get she's joking, but this is an actual thing you guize. I've taught plenty of undergrads and I hate this shit. You're an adult, you're paying the GDP of a small country to be here, and yeah, everyone in the room including the "dorks" (who are like, actually invested in learning something, how uncool)…

Right. The point isn't about the potential health risks of e-cigs (I just threw that link in as a bonus). My understanding is that the senate hearing was about the glamorization of smoking in e-cig advertisements, which could lead kids right back to regular old "sexy" cigarettes. And then we're back where we were 40…