It looks like it's not very common—it's first recorded in the 1920s and last recorded in the 1960s, so it was probably quickly replaced by elasticize. So you're mostly right about Buzzfeed employing terrible writers...I just wanted to be pedantic!

It's a real word—it's in the OED and everything. :)

This is absolutely the case, in my experience.

To be fair, there are articles about GSA in the news all the time.

This needs to be higher up...

So much this.

Nooooo

She is pretty much perfection.

Quinn is the worst, but I think this dress is pretty cute.

This is much too busy on her, and the shape does nothing for her figure. She looks frumpy.

This is also my reading.

I think you'd need to be a young and attractive masseur, to start.

Idk, I liked it.

It's literally been in use since 1586. Hardly a new spin on the term.

You're being pretty disingenuous, since the fourth definition of "miracle" is this:

OMG this story and this little girl are amazing.

Courtneyz is an absolute legend.

This.

Sounds like a wonderful plan :)

Sublime.