theophilegautier
Théophile Gautier
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Hahahaha. Ahh, thanks for the laugh.

Like comeonpoppet, I beg of you or some other enterprising soul to please make these GIFs a reality. These are the GIFs we need. The GIFs we deserve.

Fun fact: men have been describing women's vaginas as purses since at LEAST the 16th century!

It's like a giant butt band-aid. Thumbs down.

Damn, that's a pretty rough 26. Must be all the murder.

Maybe it's the hair, but I'm getting a strong Lena Dunham vibe off of her, here.

Um, that blockquote makes her sound fucking crazy. "I felt confused and vaguely jealous" — what in the actual fuck?! Why are we paying attention to her?? Why is she a published author? Oh, God, too many depressing questions for one Monday night.

Omg Zaque and Que-que — this comment is so, so good. Someone needs to make this person a character on a sitcom, ASAP.

Heathcliff DGAF.

Lol, I haven't seen Angel, but I can see that. I have just read a few interviews with him and he's a really weird, funny guy—he seems totally unlike the characters he seems to portray.

Such a pet peeve of mine — it's ridiculous that so many women think it's more hygienic to spray pee all over the toilet seat, then they flush and leave the seat as-is thereby forcing the next person to either a) wipe up their fucking pee, or b) also hover because they now have no choice. #smh

So depressing, though. :(

I love Pete in spite of him being the worst (he's not as bad as Draper, just a lot whinier), so agree to disagree! :)

Oh, Xtina...no. So much no.

Didn't they make him gain weight, too? I'm surprised there's so much Kartheiser/Pete hate.

Vincent Kartheiser is hilarious and an extremely talented actor—you cray.

This comment. So true.

It's British, and really excellent. Very atmospheric, and everyone seems guilty, at least in the beginning (I haven't fnished it yet). I also highly recommend Forbrydelsen, a Danish show, which is amazing.

Have you seen Broadchurch?