I thought that was implied.

Why don't I have any of these ingredients now?

Yes, I've seen it...I was just trying to place the GIF because I couldn't remember where it came from.

Thanks—I couldn't place it but knew it was something I'd seen. I haven't seen it in years...too depressing.

I've seen it! I knew this looked familiar but couldn't place it. Thanks. :)

You say "talent", I say "getting by on his much more talented father's name and connections". ;)

What is this from??

I think it is bad make-up, and it looks like she can't quite quit the plastic surgery addiction she's had for a while. She's still young—I think if she stopped injecting her face (and quit smoking) she could still be beautiful. I'm happy she is looking better, at least.

Nachos baked in the oven are what's up.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Beets, you are the voice of reason in the comments to this piece. Thank you.

Someone's never heard of tabbed browsing, or doing more than one thing at a time.

Yeah, it's really hard going to the OED and copying and pasting. It definitely takes 13 minutes. Sorry your online skillz are so limited—try projecting less, and thinking more.

Here you go, oh ignorant one:

Nope, "digest" is regularly used in the way I intended (and which you once again failed to grasp). Troll moar.

This is amazing. Please post a follow-up!

There are a lot of trolls like him lately on Jezebel, that seem to get their kicks by posting inane shit on here and then getting told by a slew of people. I don't get it. I understand "not feeding the trolls" but when your reply is "LOL U SUCK" I don't understand what the troll could possibly get out of it. In any…

Agreed. Being polite I feel like is sort of a lost art anymore with a lot of Americans (I won't speak for other cultures). The "fuck you I got mine" mentality seems to permeate all aspects of life, including not being an unnecessary asshole at the G-D supermarket.

Rock bottom for me was being disowned by my parents before moving cross-country to begin a graduate program. It was the most stressful, upsetting and depressing time of my life, with high-anxiety that morphed into a sort-of agoraphobia. It was really, really hard for about one year, but once I moved (with a very…

I love Kind bars, personally. I can't eat a lot in the morning but at the same time I generally need some kind of fuel if I'm getting up early and teaching for two hours, for example. They're generally pretty low sugar and packed full of protein.