Lol @ "smart enough"

Yes...because reciting uplifting clichés is the marker of incredible forethought.

I'm a mango

Prolz unreasonably prejudiced—he seems really gross, for sure, but I can't muster much outrage for him beyond that.

Fellow humanities academic. *high fives*

I mean, you've missed Major-generally's point repeatedly, here, and when Mg replies to you generously and in good faith, you can only come back with snark. This says a lot more about you than him/her.

What exactly is your point, though? Boo to anything that can't be proven empirically? Do you enjoy poetry and philosophy? Spirituality and astrology are in the same sort of camp—it's possible to take inspiration from them without being an unthinking idiot incapable of critical argument.

It sounds more like she was repping Aquarius, not necessarily (mistakenly) aligning herself with Einstein. As a fellow Aquarian, I can relate. (And yes, I'm ready for the stones.)

Thank you.

That's not really true. Plenty of very intelligent/"genius" people find astrology interesting, evocative and thought-provoking, in the same way plenty of other spiritual concepts are.

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Please don't join their club. :(

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My favorite thing is you are asking if you need such an account while simultaneously posting with said account. <3

Muriel*

Lol, that's not at all what this post is about.

I would say she'd have the online shopping recourse, but it's true that it is much more difficult to thieve from online retailers...

I think you can mock the ugly dress while simultaneously wishing the best for her. With that said, I agree with you—I hope she can figure her shit out.

I want to believe this is the case.

Is that like some demon flashy Minotaur disco shit?