theonlyryanmaxwell
Rotten Fruit from a Shitty Tree
theonlyryanmaxwell

As someone who lives in Boston - lighten the fuck up dude. 

Later on, after Torres delivered her burn, New Jersey Rep. Christopher Smith called the reproductive rights movement a “modern-day flat earth society.”

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Well, in the header photo, at least she’s trying not to. The battle has been lost on Ted’s side.

Jake Paul, if you really want to get likes and clicks then you need to swim in their rod cooling pool.

I, for one, encourage more young influencers to travel to Chernobyl. But don’t imitate what others are doing! No, no, go off the beaten path! Connect with the spirit of the place by going off the grid, climbing over a few fences, and ignoring a few silly signs that say: Предупреждение! Смертельная радиация поблизости.

Rub it in, why don’t ya. :)

Bahah love it. I’ll accept or reject participation awards as I see fit and I won’t apologize for not taking a stance one way or the other. 

Haha came off as a little heavy and we are all tone deaf on the internet. Damn you got me on the Breakfast Club reference. It’s been many years.

Boom! Sold.

Even if this was a good movie I probably wouldn’t have bothered with it.

“Code red was created by likely a journalism school graduate,”

As someone who worked years in local TV news, I can say with complete conviction that it is a joke. But honestly, who the fuck tampers with a weather forecast? Of all the elements inside a half-hour newscast (two blocks of “news,” weather, and sports) the forecast is the most fact-based. Why alienate your audience by

Hannah who?

your country has been on fire since 2016.  

We should pelt them with batteries and beer bottles, like the proud long standing traditions that Americans uphold...

Up 8-0 and doing cartwheels on the sideline. If your whole career prides on the fact that you scored a finally scored a WC goal against an amateur team, congratulations.

You do realize that is not what the panel was criticizing. Their comments were about the celebrations, not the score.

I’d think the same if Man City scored 13 against an amateur non league opponent.

It’s a Family Guy reference. Also, he is.

I wonder what changed in February 2017 that NK would know he was talking to the CIA.  Hmmmmmmmm.