You sound like the people you're running from.

Wow! A million dollars profit? How?

I have a feeling I might know you.

That has nothing to do with Pixie Sticks' misandric trolling. Nice try at the deflection, though. Enjoy your prejudice and bigotry.

That's some tasty sexism there. Well done.

Apparently stupid is non-fiction, because what you just said was dumb as hell. It's an interesting gaslighting tactic, saying a super misandric thing and then denying its existence. You are the worst kind of troll.

Thanks for being a shining example of sexism and misandry. You are the heart and soul of Jezebel.

Misandry trolls like Jezebel, it's commenters and it's bloggers aren't that scarce.

I spent 6 years in the Air Force as a weapons troop, mainly on F-16s, and fighter pilots ARE douchebags, and only douchebags call a pilot a "driver".

It's officially the Fighting Falcon but douchebag fighter pilots call it the Viper.

Demanding people "assimilate" is usually considered ignorant, if not racist. What makes you think you can get away with it?

Quit cashing in.

You should change your name to tonedeafvirginnumber0 in honor of honesty.

It takes a certain kind of skill to be even less funny than Daniel Tosh. You are a shitstain of a dildo of an imitation of a person. I wish AIDS and cancer were cured by putting all of the world's AIDS and cancer inside of you and quarantining you to a desert island where you die slowly, painfully and alone.

I guess these image macros aren't funny in order to be ironic.

This is excellent.

I endorse this for obvious and non-obvious reasons.

Hopefully he didn't tell you that Thailand was the best place to find "women".

This commercial is definitely good for a douchchill or two.

It's the opposite of Alien VS Predator. No matter who loses, we all win.