It's like a Batmobile for Leaf-Nosed Batman.

What's ironic is, this is the sort of thing that the rest of the world used to hate America for. When's the jihad against Dubai starting?

This is kind of embarrassing. She's not particularly attractive, and can't really act. But feel free to continue to act like she is attractive and interesting, as long as you jalops realize it just makes you seem sad.

Best one ever.

Hey, TheOnlyDanDodge, you're an idiot. Clearly the use of "case" is a double entendre in this case. (Single entendre intended)

Not seeing any double entendres anywhere in your post. Are you sure you know what that means?

This.

This explains everything about the micro machines guy:

This. I thought this would be cool, but it just looked like a TV commercial for some Apple product aimed at 20 year old fauxhemians.

Is this jezebel?

Who do I have to blow to post a comment around here?

Yes, I'll take an Omni GLHS. Thanks.

Yes, I'll take an Omni GLHS. Thanks.

Good call.

Is this the place where asshats who don't know anything about the Air Force come to voice their false and unfounded bullshit? It is? Ok. Cool. Thanks.

Tom, "it's" is not the same as "its". #corrections

Questions typically have question marks at the end of them. WTF, Tom?

Apostrophes don't pluralize words, "genius's". #corrections