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The actual resolution to the finale was brilliant, straightforward, and internally consistent, no magic handwaves involved. Immortal superpowered demon powered by the island about to escape and wreak havoc on the world? Have you tried unplugging your island, Falcon-Punching the demon down a hill, shooting him, and

Wasn't it fun when

Actually, it's 'unos, dos, tres, catorce'.

I was just thinking about how we're suddenly living in an age of rampant political intrigue, scheming, betrayal, and tangled relationships in the highest echelons of power like all those cool ancient decadent empires, only to have it wasted on these incompetent, shiftless political novices.

"Goddamn it, Detectives Olivia de Havilland and Judi Dench! I ordered you to turn in your guns, your badges, and your handbags, and instead you went rogue and destroyed the Viagra factory, the Matlock museum, and six community theatre productions in a slow-speed golf cart chase! But you somehow managed to take down

But what if he didn't die of the venom? What if he died because a giant fucking snake bit him really hard?

War, sir, is raw.

One time I was eating at the restaurant in the Space Needle when Harrison Ford flew by in a plane, shredded my date into a pile of guts and gore with the propeller, and grabbed some of my blood-drenched fries off my plate. As he flew away he winked at me through his aviator's goggles and yelled out inaudibly over the

I've thought ever since the original movie that "Ghost in the Shell" is an awkward title that sounds like the outcome of running 'deus ex machina' through a 1990s-era auto-translation to Japanese, then English, then back and forth fifty more times. You'll have no trouble parsing it if you're an anime fan used to weird

Is Colin Hay doing the theme song?

Back then they taught kids that they didn't have to fear nuclear apocalypse as long as they hid under their desks. Why would they be afraid of clowns?

Definitely a respectable rank on the totem pole totem pole.

What Kind of Doomsday Has It Been

… then he joined that cult… I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

I thought we agreed to never speak of 2016 again?

How will the Foo Fighters be the last popular rock band when the Rolling Stones will still be touring 200 years from now?

I was thinking of giving up the first few tries, but it does get better after a while. Its roguelike 'learning curve' isn't perfect since enemies aren't that varied and picking up their individual traits isn't a guaranteed key to success since they clump together, but there is a decent learning process, especially

Introducing a new cousin who was a T. rex extended the lifespan of The Brady Bunch for three seasons, though ultimately it provoked the anti-evolution boycott that tanked the show.

I beat Portal 2, which was great and perfectly paced in terms of throwing new mechanics at you. My only gripe was that a lot of the time it came down to spotting a white wall that seemed too conveniently placed. Also I think I'm giving up on Braid, which I didn't really enjoy even when I was making progress.