The Amazing Master Race

So, the sequel to American Poop would be… American Wiper?

Ahem, masterfully tweeted.

Aww, I wanted Dave Grohl to spawn an eternal chain of drummers launching their own frontman careers out of previous drummers' bands.

I will cover the entirety of Dark Side of the Moon on kazoo, impeccably synced up to key moments in the film Oz, the Great and Powerful starring James Franco.

I used to play the shareware versions when I was a kid and only played one of the Avernum games in full. I see them on sale in series bundles on Steam and GOG for a few dollars for five or six games, and I'm always on the brink of buying them, but then I feel like I wouldn't play more than one or two, and then I lean…

IT'S NOT A TUBER!

Wait, there are images of Lena Dunham that don't show off her shoulder tattoo?

"This is a boléro, isn't it? I Ravel!"

They Might Be Giants - Finished With Lies
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Every Breath You Take
Pearl Jam - Why Go
Johnny Cash - Port of Lonely Hearts
U2 - 4th of July
The Rolling Stones - Live With Me
Coheed and Cambria - Made out of Nothing (All That I Am)
Bruce Springsteen - 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)
Cold War Kids -…

He gets biz-zay, consistently and thoroughly.

Is this a prequel to Garth Marenghi's Afterbirth, in which a mutated placenta attacks Bristol?

Yes, 'Wonder Bread' as slang for unexciting is older than the trend of 'ugh, white people'.

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Calling someone 'Wonder Bread' as an insult goes back way farther than complaining about white people starring in movies in general.

This is true, but I've read that the historical prominence of Manischewitz/Kedem/Concord wine is linked to mevushal, since sweet wines are less impacted by boiling and it became the default option when kosher wine was harder to come by, in addition to the grapes being easier to grow in the Northeast US where Jews…

Actually, I think the bizarre Macbeth/Assassin's Creed dynamic is the spark of a good idea: if studios want to bring together Oscar-winning actors and acclaimed directors to do movies like this, they should be mandated to use them in a Shakespeare adaptation or the equivalent produced alongside it, both as a positive…

Hey, Assassin's! It's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Creed! You know that new haystack-diving trick you've been looking for? Well, check this out!

You mean the filmmakers took her hostage?

No lightsabers? I want more lightsabers. Lightsabers are awesome, and we get one great lightsaber scene per movie. How much can you take watching blasters take down bad guys in one hit and miss main characters by a mile?