Their actors develop better American accents than we have, move to Hollywood, and the cycle continues.

Ben should have told the 'deflator' guy not to use that Alias.

No, the reason Tom Brady destroyed his phone was because he was worried people would discover the real truth: before every Patriots game, Tom has been stealing Bill Belichick's wardrobe of custom-fitted Armani suits, leaving the dignified, sharp-dressed and fashionable coach no choice but to go out on the field in…

Is this the next version of the 'Predator to Governor' phenomenon? I'm going to say yes.

The Red Baron was pretty colorful…

And you're telling me that no one on the internet thought of Wolfensteinfeld first?

Outside of a carpet, a Disney song is a man's best friend. Inside of a carpet, it's too loud to hear.

All the outrage over Tilda Swinton will be for naught when it turns out that the Ancient One is a villain too and Marvel boldly resisted Chinese demands to cast a Tibetan in the role.

If you get up in the morning and have one odd, comedic situation in an Uber, the driver's a weirdo.

"Tim Burton’s quirky X-Men" is the kind of phrase that makes me feel like Sean O'Neal on the last week of StarWipe.

God, I just want Mumford and Sons to go through every 'phase' a band can go through.

Trump would feel threatened by the size of his fingerless gloves.

I would play Dishonored 2 and DX:MD, not that I have a system that can play them right now.

Neigh.

Why do you Carré so much anyway?

Because kids' movies get watched dozens of times in multiple contexts until every element digs into your memory.

The third AV Club copy editor burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp.

Barren and Not Fun To Explore does sound like a problem Savage Love would take on.

Remember liner notes? They're back, in pog form!

I'm just so disappointed in this video. It could have become a video about a doctor or a lawyer like those successful videos that really went viral. But what can I do, I'm just an old internet commenter, don't mind me.