What's the point of having a team in every state if they're under federal control anyway? Why does New York State get one team when there's a billion superheroes in NYC and Wyoming gets the same attention? (I know this is the joke of Great Lakes Avengers but it still doesn't make sense)

Don't forget to stay late or you'll miss the post-credits scene in Ford's Theatre.

We should have burned that book.

Joke's on Gawker, he was only pretending to say the N-word.

John Teti has officially found the most roundabout way of fulfilling his dream of becoming an actual game show host.

Here's 60 dollars, and 30 more for DLC. Go see a Star War.

Nah, the stupid part of Knight's statement is suggesting Trump is uniquely laudable for being the kind of person who would do something that was actually done and the majority of authority figures did approve of. Every single president since WWII has been considered to have the finger on the button; where is this…

Even if Japan has no offensive capabilities it still occupied much of China and Southeast Asia and there were no immediate operations planned to liberate those areas. Getting Japan to surrender as quickly as possible prevented a lot of civilian suffering outside Japan, not just hypothetical Japanese and American…

Why is a month or two of starving okay with you? People die when they starve, just like they die when they're bombed.

So that's what happened to Senator Blutarsky?

I've been playing a lot of Spelunky recently. I played the freeware version for a while but I just started playing the Steam edition. It was frustrating to get used to the little differences but I get further on average now.

So you could say your misunderstanding was "Weevil to Beaver"?

Carter got the idea after successfully outspending his previous adversary, the giant swimming rabbit.

The Ancient One will get a Dropkick Murphys theme song. Is that Celtic enough for you?

The movie ends with Snowden sitting on a beach in Sochi drinking a pina colada. He puts on his sunglasses and says to the camera, "I could get used to this."

NX stands for New coXe?

My friend told me at recess that his cousin's boyfriend who works at Nintendo said the new Smash would let you unlock Cloud and Sonic and Mega Man and Pac-man, but I've been fooled before.

I heard about the bosses before I played Human Revolution so I always held onto the pistol and put any unused upgrades into it. Also if you disarm mines and collect them you'll have a ton to use on bosses.

If you guessed the three popular characters who died were Doran Martell, Trystane Martell, and Areo Hotah, you were wrong. They were never popular.

Except the owners can just get rid of Goodell. It's not like he's dictator-for-life.