I'm seein' double! Four DeSomethings!

Obsolete is the wrong word for it. Reviews that don't discuss the ending and plot in detail were the norm, because they were all printed exactly once, in newspapers on the week of release before the reader had seen the movie, with print-mandated word limits and style requirements. That is the traditional model of film…

I combined my two favorite AV Club topics from last week and started a U Talkin' U2 2 Me?-themed playthrough of Pokemon White 2. It's the story of two lovable lads from Aspertia named Thedge and Bonobos who just want to be big boys and also catch monsters. What's great is that the Unova region is a sort of a character…

I feel like the original plan is a terrible excuse because the anthology idea was a terrible idea to begin with. They basically sold us on season 1's meandering plots, chance encounters, and endless mysteries on the pretext that it was an origin story and by the end of season one they would all meet up and become…

He should have karate-kicked them. The kids love karate, and his chiropractor loves business. Everyone wins.

The British people should be playing Romans, not Russians!

"As NBC owns the rights to The Tonight Show, the episodes will simply air as Johnny Carson."

That's great.

Great Tweet, Twitter!

Batgirl's a scientist.

Wouldn't there be deflation after the mints stop operating and people waste the remaining money supply using it as toilet paper?

The social identity of gamer, geek, nerd, etc. are in the volatile state of being an us-vs-them outsider mentality and yet also a currently universal experience a lot of people can identify with. So they attract fierce support that is completely disproportionate to what is warranted to 'defend' the group.

I peeked into Disqus's "Discussions" a while ago and then decided I don't want to know any more about Disqus than I absolutely need to know.

Bono can only smell two things: freedom, and the top of a newborn baby's head.

And yet he lost the game anyway for delivering a long speech about the AIDS epidemic during the Would You Rather theme. A classic Would You Rather blunder!

Okay, so does anyone have an answer to the eternal question? How does Bono know what Scott Aukerman had for lunch?

FUCK THE AV CLUB

Well, the League certainly doesn't do shit about the increasing issue of performance-enhancing berries.

See, the Bulgarian Air Force did try to sell their surplus military aircraft on Amazon, but it didn't end well.

Or else they found another TV Tropes article that saved them some work. I'm not sure there is one for this particular Inventory topic, so maybe not.