I think you mean, "it's amazing how great politicians come off when they're speaking lines given to them by professional comedy writers and we're only shown the best take."

Hey, Joker! It's me, your cousin, Marvin Kerr! You know that new anarchy you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!

And what if you had the power to make women's clothes fall off? It would be too late, I've already seen everything.

Maybe the Minister of Magic candidates actually appear on the British ballot, but they magically erase it from everyone's memory after they vote.

I'm willing to bet that the Department of Mysteries had been begging Dumbledore for years to find them a willing test subject for their latest crazy invention that might destroy reality, and he told them to f*ck off.

You say the Shield? That's insane!

I think that quote could sustain a music criticism site for years.

I was at a Dylan show recently. He did not acknowledge the audience's existence once. We assumed it was intermission when he mumbled something and walked offstage.

I did hear one song by them a few times on the radio, and I didn't think it was bad. In comparison, I can't stand anything by Blink-182. That's why I'm surprised to see people taking the time to badmouth DeLonge's other work in these recent articles.

I was aware of Angels & Airwaves existence and that the blink-182 guy was involved, but until this whole thing I never heard anyone say they were bad. I probably should have assumed, but it never occurred to me for some reason.

These characters lived through the Depression, they're going to be stashing everything. The amount of sugar packets, hotel towels, and matchbooks our grandparents accumulated could probably fuel the economy of a developing nation.

I haven't had time for almost two weeks, but I'll probably try to continue with La-Mulana. I think I was ready to fight Palanque and mostly complete the Chamber of Extinction/Birth, so I'll see how that goes. After that I have no clue what to do unless that opens up a lot of new things to explore. For a while I was…

But does bin Laden even exist in TWW canon?

Not true, it could have been (Pastebin edition).

Can we assume that you're blind as well, or is Green Day right and that's just a myth?

Star Wars retcons are the best. Like when they made up some Separatist clones for the Republic to fight so the old Expanded Universe references to the Clone Wars being against clones would still make sense, or when they explained that the Prophets of the Dark Side from the barely-canonical kids books were impostors…

Keeping most of the money for himself is not really a big deal. Anyone can do that, all they have to do is make the album for download on their own website instead of iTunes and they get 100%. Of course, if you're not Thom Yorke, there's no audience for your website, so "bypassing the gate-keepers" translates to…

I hope Mantzoukas stops doing Andy Daly episodes. It's as simple as that. Share the wealth, man.

What is the airspeed velocity of an un-Laden swallow?

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.