I went to college in Spokane, Washington after growing up in the greater Seattle area, so my general idea of “cold” was anything lower than 40 degrees. One year, I roomed with a guy from Fairbanks, Alaska. The dude always kept the window open, no matter how cold it got. A common refrain was “20 degrees? You call this…

The “individual who created the graphic” should have just blamed the equipment guy.

I can see a suspension, but a firing seems way too harsh.

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

That’s how long it took to find a pack of Kent IIIs, he said

I see what you did there. 

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

To be fair, it says right there on the back of the truck “DODGE”.

In this case, the F stands for “Fucked”.

“Haha, now what they won’t tell you youngins is that this is actually a more effective way to shoot free throws... Just doesn’t look as ‘rad,’ as you all say.”

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

Thus proving that whoever builds the wall always pays for it.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

Donald Trump does lie constantly, consistently, at every opportunity.

China has a big ass wall and like 0 Mexicans.

As someone who is still unabashedly a big Weezer fan (though not to the degree of Damon’s character in that sketch. Ratitude and Pacific Daydream are not good albums and should not be used to defend Weezer’s post-Pinkerton output.), I was delighted start to finish by that dinner sketch. The level of specificity in the…

This is an excellent comment. Sadly I think it flu over the heads of many readers. 

Computer: enhance.

about 6, maybe 6 and a half