I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

That’s why I try to keep this kind of thing to private messages on social media.

Word on the street is that Mueller is beginning to investigate the President himself for interfering with an ongoing investigation. These recent national anthem and LaVar Ball tweets are the political equivalent of a misdirection play with Nathan Peterman under center.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Aw, gee, another mental health incident.

Whatever the reason...

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.

There’s a younger guard in the Saudi kingdom (being led by Mohammad bin Salman) that’s both aggressively hawkish in foreign policy and pro-reformist in the domestic front. These two things are interconnected. Their hope is that by shedding its ultra-conservative image and making peaceful overtures to countries like…

Burn them. Burn those fucking assholes. Strap them to an upside-down cross and light it all on fire and watch them BURN.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

The Browns players involved were Coleman, Britt, and Kizer, so says Cleveland 19. Pretty much the usual suspects.

That is not who I am. My mother wouldn’t be proud of this. That is pretty much the biggest takeaway is do whatever you can to make sure that you are not a distraction.

It’s easy to get lost in a place where the streets have no names.

One imagines the guy saying “I can’t live with or without you.”

We are still unsure what happened

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.