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We are prepared to extract the seamen.

They misspelled "intrinsically"

File this one under "Stuff only white people can do"

Excuse me but have you met the human race before?

Here you go:

no, the problem is someone would rather take the chance of possibly causing a wreck than inconvenience themselves by having to double back to the exit they should have used. it happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME. oh damn, i'm about to miss that right turn. let me cross 2 lanes of traffic at the last minute instead of

Only if you are an Argentinian. To everyone else it is quite funny.

They had the idea that someone piloting two tons of steel at a mile a minute is taking a risk and therefore should be taking measures to be responsible and attentive.

"He added that the numbers 646 on James May's Lotus could be taken as a reference to the 649 Argentinian casualties."

Is it bad my first thought was "Oh, this episode is gonna be good"?

No one is forcing you.

Keep Calm

Getting banned from entering a city before you even get there is basically the most Top Gear thing that ever could have happened. This is shaping up to be epic.

Came here just to read this..Now as an engineer i think i'll have to start charging more because of all these unknowledgeable people..

Whats that lever on the left side of my steering column for?

Aww, hell yeah we thought of the children. MRAP, bitches.

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego." — Ron Burgundy

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