Oh, thank you. I didn't have time to re-enact that again today.

Frankly, these people are fucking idiots.

This video shows just how easy it is to fake such an event...

I'm originally from Traverse City, MI which is widely considered to be one of the best places in the country to live. (http://www.traversecity.com/traverse-city-…) My family has been there since 1843. I've wanted to live in Detroit for about the last 5 years.

I live in Detroit because this is where I grew up. If you want to talk weather — it gets cold here like, pretty much everywhere in the Midwest and East Coast. But Detroit has no tornadoes, earthquakes or hurricanes. And Michigan, believe it or not, is one of the most beautiful states. Five Great Lakes, for starters.…

Stories like this are why I visit Jalopnik.

nissan and toyota are on the way to this party.

No, he just really loves his car.

Nice iPad photography.

LOL ok.

$kaybait

The frame is fine. People were doing things it wasn't designed for. Read the article on jalopnik.

"I'll take an inferno taco turd pro" means something different, depending on if you're in a Mexican restaurant or a Toyota dealer.

Gulf livery Mustang > Gulf livery 944

There is a flaw in this list.
There is no Coyote. Coyote is the new LS.

But it is kind of funny how they have a disclaimer up during the whole commercial, 'complete fantasy, cars can't jump on trains' as if to say, 'I can't believe we have to tell you but.....'

But the current one where the lady drives the SUV onto the light rail, that's totally good to go, right?

The only appropriate theme for this: